Something happened on a gig one time that was so outrageous and so shocking that it’s hard to believe it really happened. Looking back six years later, I’ve never had another experience like this. It ended up being a small taste of stardom...

I played in jazz band in college. We played a lot of standards, but we would also learn more challenging, "North Texas" kinds of tunes as well. Occasionally, we'd take our show on the road to a local school or corporate event. This particular spring morning we found ourselves playing a concert at a local middle school. We were actually playing two middle schools that day. The first was an 8:30am show, and the second was a 2pm show just down the road.

We loaded in our gear and set up in the center of the first school's gym, while the kids began filling the bleachers. This early morning hour felt way too early for playing music, but we sound checked anyway and were ready to go.

The "opening act" for the morning was actually a men's a...